I'm on Petron

Whenever I gas up super late at night, I'm extra mischievous. It's probably because I'm using up the last ounce of energy I have to drive myself home so that when I land in bed, I'll be sleeping like a baby.

Last night was no different. So my friend and I went to Petron to fill up Bob..... While singing, "Yeah, I'm on PETRON, tequila... " 


Gas Boy: "Ma'am, papatay po...."
Miles: "BANG!"

Again, again, again....

Gas Boy: "Ma'am papatay po...."
Miles: "Sino? Sinong gusto mong patayin!?"

All he wanted to say was "Ma'am, papatay po ng makina"

Yep. I think he was amused because instead of just cleaning up my windshield, he cleaned the rest of my windows. Thanks, Petron boy!